What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 07:58
Minds and Behinds
No way
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do happily married husbands cheat?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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No go.
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to